It's a good thing that Jesus was born in a manger 2,000 years ago, because it probably couldn't happen today.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) would protest the interruption of bovine feeding schedules and bring suit against the innkeeper.
- The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) would protest the angels singing religious songs in a public place.
- Mary and Joseph would not be allowed in a hospital because they were poor and had no insurance.
- So-called child defenders would arrest Mary for a substandard birth and Jesus would be passed around in foster homes the rest of his life.
Yep, I think Jesus was born just in the nick of time.
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