This email in my humor file was sent in 2000, one of my more recent pieces. I have heard some of these lines uttered by comedians who like to poke fun at the English language. I found this version on-line on a blog called "The Writer."
And other oddities of our language ...
- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
- Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
- Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?
- Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
- Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
- Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
- Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
- Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
- Why is bra singular and panties plural?
- Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
- Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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